a twat who cant talk to his girlfriend who he is 'madly in love with'. he likes to cheat on the love of his life. he has no friends. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHEESE. he sends the flag to mexico! he cant stand up straight because he stares at the ground when he feels awkward. he feels awkward for no reason, this is why he doesnt have a girlfriend.
by k+kd September 16, 2012
get those cheese feet of me
by astro donger May 08, 2005
The build up of dead skin, lint, dirt, etc. that accumulates in the moist regions under a large sagging breast due to improper cleaning.
by ATL Breastman August 11, 2008
by eafoigrtw November 08, 2007
Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.
Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?
Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!
Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!
Guy #2: Ya me too!
Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!
Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!
Guy #2: Ya me too!
by MarkLP May 11, 2010
1. (n) The condition that arises when sweat is produced between a pair of big tits and a cheesy odor arises. The odor produced has been said to smell like goat or feta cheese. This condition is usally cured by putting deoderant between and under a set of big breats.
by Nikki4mets August 24, 2006
An uncircumcized penis in which there is a gooey, smelly substance accumulated beneath the foreskin.
by Andrew M Fitzpatrick July 03, 2007