wet carrots

A pair of small, widely spaced, droopy breasts. The term originated in the Sierra Foothills of California about ten years ago. Inspiration for the term is unknown but a couple of wet carrot tips poking through a paper towel creates a vivid picture.

That chick has a cute face, but I don't know about her wet carrots.

by dirtytate June 28, 2006

Wet pillow

The act of internally crying and wetting a pillow with tears.

Wet pillow cause I can't come tonight

by Thotinator February 2, 2015

wet muff

Inserting your falangies(fingers) into a vaginal opening and, getting it moist, then inserting your fingers into someones ear.

I just wet muffed that guy over there.

by Amelia3512 April 4, 2007

Wet Cat

Your cat being wet by hot men or women, the child appropriate way.

Joe Perry is hot af! I think I have a wet cat..

by MrsTonyIommi July 13, 2020

Wet Tail

A disease that hamsters get where their ass is very wet and they constantly have smelly diarrhea.

Me: Dude, my hamster got wet tail and it's smells bad.
Friend: Poor little shithole.

by topthrilldragster220 December 31, 2005

Wet & Wild

The act of being sexually wet & being physically wild. Used mostly by the freaks under the sheets.

Dave: "are you ready Bon Qui Qui?"
Bon Qui Qui: "most definitely. I'm wet & wild daddy!"

by Bellas_daddy September 10, 2016

keep it wet

1. The act of lubricating
2. Chill out
3. Loosen up
4. Any other connotation of a wet vagina.

Girl: "Yo, why the fuck u be acting like that?"
Guy: "STFU and keep it wet."

by JessieLee March 25, 2009