Goon Up

Assemble the team.

See if he has a gaffer he likes to goon up with.

by Komitas December 11, 2020

Flicker Gooning

To effectively Goon, whilst implementing a flickering motion with the index and ring finger alternatively to hyperstimulate the tingly Spot on a Penis, most often performed in Goon parties and amidst Goonswaps, Flickergooning is one of the most difficult to learn, and near-impossible to master techniques in the goonscape.

Dawg that Gwazaime class so boring i keep flicker gooning behind the teacher's backkk

by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024

goon blunting

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.

man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with

by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024

Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.

Don’t blame it on the goon the Dog didn’t do it.

by Emilyrayann April 23, 2018

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.

Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??

by deezest March 27, 2024

Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016