Smash waffles

The whitest thing you can say to invite someone over for sex

I want to smash waffles tonight Becky

by Johnson68102 May 2, 2022

waffle stacker

Is another way of insulting someone for doing something gay or acting gay. Originates from a Reddit post where a user said he was called gay for stacking his waffles

Look at that guys walk. He’s for sure a waffle stacker

by Averagejoe1 June 5, 2022

Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.

by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022

Waffle Maker

A DP (double penetration) sex move that involves one guy on bottom, a girl in middle, and one more guy on top. Both of the guys fuck the girl at the same time until they cream pie her.

Steve left his wife after experiencing the Waffle Maker.

by Floorpetal March 9, 2022

Hot Waffle

When a woman sharts while receiving cunnilingus.

That woman totally gave me a hot waffle, it was delicious.

by OsuJustice January 2, 2010

homo waffles

When two gay couples are together.

i hate homo waffles.

by feces December 3, 2007

Cock waffle

Sticking your dick in a waffle iron and make you dick in a shape of a waffle

James: ahhhhh i got my dick stuck in a waffle iron andd it is shaped into a waffle

Jenny: hahaha your a cock waffle

by Fuckerindapussy4 May 14, 2017