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Thunder-cunt

The action of using ones entire body and soul to punt an object with as much force as physically possible and as far as physically possible, this is done usually in an aggressive manner and This manoeuver is typically reserved for toddlers since they are fucking evil shittlings that terrorise anyone within earshot with satanic shrills and they crave nothing but blood, violence and breast milk however, anything small enough is thunder-cuntable

There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.

The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
Person 1: that kids god awful screaming is driving me fucking insane.

Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*

Person 1: thank you so fucking much
by Ethishaam May 30, 2024
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Thunder

A type of drinking game played along to the AC/DC song Thunder. Each time the song says Thunder one person drinks until Thunder is said again. Don't expect to be sober long.
Bro: "Dude what the hell happened last night?
You: "Nah nah nah nahhh, THUNDER!"
by ImInCollege July 4, 2016
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Thunder bolt toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.
I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.
by Car ro November 9, 2017
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brazilian thunder

Brazilian Thunder is the sound created when a native Brazilian performs the doggy style maneuver on his mating partner.
I heard Joses Brazilian thunder from three miles away as he went at it with Magdalena.
by DerpingDemon December 30, 2016
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Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.
"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."
by miminoto April 30, 2021
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thunder wave

When a girl squirts and queefs on your face
“Dude I was wearing this girl out last night…she thunder waved all over my face!!”
by Pussyclap January 20, 2025
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War Thunder Mobile

Game,

You play, You grind, You leave, You cry, You uninstall the game, You install it again, You repeat
by WarthunderGamer May 29, 2024
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