cat seat

Being in control. Calling the shots. Being the decider.

1. Erika finally came to the conclusion that Jonathan had his chance at making the decisions in the relationship. From now on, she would take the cat seat.
2. - "Hey dude, what a mess this thing with Syria has become."
- "No kidding! And Obama, what was he thinking? Giving up the cat seat only to have Putin take it over!"

by golliath September 20, 2013

cat botherer

Someone so obsessed with felines that they struggle to deal with normal life. They are often called something like Hannah or Joan.

Joan can't even make a cup of tea if there's a kitten around. She's such a cat botherer.

by Layhefu September 22, 2013

Roll Cats

Succeeding in a competition with great ease and to a level of high significance. Traditionally used in the cultural context of Forensics.

"Good luck in your round."
"Dude, I'm going to roll cats."

by Skullpep January 22, 2012

rare cat

A strange individual, who will often be highly opinionated with crazy out there ideas on the world, these individuals can often be found telling those less informed cretins any and every specific detail about all subjects (they are after all always better informed than you), they can often be spotted with strange hipster goatees and ill fitting leather jackets

Yeh that guy at the bar last night spouting the racist diatribe was a rare cat.

by GP_Ghost January 16, 2012

Judgey Cat

Someone who looks at you critically, judges you, and deems you unworthy the way a cat does.

God, quit looking at me like that, Judgey Cat. I can skip class if I want to!

by v-raptor February 26, 2011

Angelic Cat

When A photo is taken with angelic lighting in the background, usually taken at sunset. Always taken outdoors, can't be taken indoors, not possible. Indoor attempts at angelic cats result in the photo making you look like a French Chef.

person 1 "Woah Look at this Angelic Cat!"
person 2 "THAT is super angelic lighting"
person1"did you see person 3 tried to take one indoors?"
person 2 "Yeah! she looks like a retarded chef!"

by yellowwww October 13, 2011

Streamwood cat

Skunk

"Hey Pa! Don't you let Rover in 'da house, he dun got sprayed by a Streamwood cat!"

by SW_Cletus November 14, 2011