Where the Gangsters and Homosexuals live.
Boy: Hey, my poor grandpa got beat up by a gay guy with a bat.
Girl: Oh, I guess he was in Streamwood.
by Wentoya Wantagitown July 1, 2011
A shithole in the state of illinois that is a miniscule step above carpentersville.

Also known as plywood city and deadwood
Is he still living in streamwood? Nothing but spicks.
by xxmikeoxhugexx March 17, 2008
"Hey Pa! Don't you let Rover in 'da house, he dun got sprayed by a Streamwood cat!"
by SW_Cletus November 14, 2011
Streamwood High School, Where to start? The annoying skanky freshman that swarm the hallways with their teased extended dead hair and undersized clothing & brains that talk about how great their weekend was cause it was filled with smoking and drinking! cool kids! Or should i begin with the sophomores that think they're cool , but really they're still under classmen, and they still suck. Or wait! the juniors! Those cocky ass fuckers that are just so proud that they can drive and go out to party on weekends. Or should i just talk about the seniors? No, actually i don't want to talk about them. No one cares that you're leaving high school so stop rubbing it in to all of us that have more time in the hell hole we attend five days a week. Hmmm maybe i'll just go straight to the pregnant mexicans & sleazy girls that assume their "baby daddy" will stay with them forever. We could start anywhere really. There's really a great variety. The scene little freshman sluts, to the ghetto groups (that think they're in a legitimate gang) of streamwood high. We could go on for hours but i think anyone that would search Streamwood High on UrbanDictionary would know what i'm talking about.
dude: So what school do you go to?
other dude: Streamwood High School.
dude: Wow, that must suck.
by shs attendent January 18, 2009
Swood were everyone think they the shit for false claiming talkin bout they really abt it

everyone “gdk” droppin the rakes nd nun of dem have even touched a gd niggas that live at mckool automatically “scary” but all they ass do is jump in to fights instead of one on ones talkin bout “that’s gang” everyone an opp nd false claims
ay what high school you goin to

streamwood high school

hell nah you a false claimed too

king killa gdk mldk tsk”
by foe_68434 February 4, 2021
A very average suburban town in Illinois with a large hispanic and asian population. The school system here is actual shit, the white people living here can be a tad bit racist, there isn't really anything fun to do in town, it's often overlooked by people due to its close proximity to Elgin and Schaumburg, and the kids from Streamwood try to act pretty ghetto while in fact they live semi-comfortably. The guys here are pretty ugly, the girls here are pretty ugly. Overall, it's not a bad town, but it's certainly not that good.
Guy: I'm from Streamwood IL!
Girl: *dials 911*
by sadfsdfasdfdsafadfff March 4, 2021