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Cold Tony

A very bad/unfortunate thing that has happened/been done to you.
“Got an eviction notice on dang December 24
My man that’s a cold tony. A cooooold tony.”
by RasVitamix February 10, 2024
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Tony Zamboni

bro tony zamboni is so based
by Foraker July 10, 2022
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Dirty Tony

A middle aged man who spends his weekends cycling through the woods dressed in a santa suit.
Usually found in groups, the Tony's take great pleasure in public defecation.
See those santa's taking a shit in the woods over there?
What a bunch of dirty Tony's
by Spectrum dweller December 15, 2023
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Tony

The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.
"Oh no, Tony is gonna nonce us AGAIN"
by Shankyboy March 23, 2020
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Baby Man / A Tony Man

A Baby Man, sometimes interchangeably referred to as A Tony Man, denotes an individual exhibiting child-like behaviors, particularly in aspects like food preferences, hygiene, and social interactions. This includes a reluctance to consume adult foods, avoidance of sauces, neglect of personal hygiene, and displaying immaturity in various situations. A Tony Man often judges others based on their own standards, disappears from social circles until food or alcohol is involved, and may exhibit behaviors akin to a Baby Man, such as reluctance to engage in adult responsibilities or confrontations.
"John's such a Baby Man, or should I say, a Tony Man. He won't eat anything except plain pasta and throws tantrums if anyone suggests otherwise. Plus, he shows up to parties smelling like a dumpster fire."

"I can't deal with Sarah's friend anymore; he's both a Baby Man and a Tony Man. He raided my fridge last time he came over, criticized everything, and then vanished until the next barbecue."

"Tom's turning into a classic Baby Man, or perhaps we should start calling him A Tony Man. He avoids salads like the plague and only shows up when there's free booze. Such a child."

Baby Man / A Tony Man
by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024
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Cool Tony

A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.

The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.

The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
It's too damn hot and I'm burning up. Where can a guy get a Cool Tony around here?
by Broke Aristocrat January 3, 2025
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Tony Hawker

That fatass line was a real Tony Hawker
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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