Son of a Sea Cook

A polite way of indicating something is wrong, a bother or an annoyance

“Son of a Sea Cook”!

by Sonofaseacook July 1, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

sea fist

The act of a man on a boat who is using a rubber fist for anal satisfaction and easy bait.

Man I'm glad I'm using my sea fist I would never be able to shit without it and it works as a bait maker fish love poop

by Quote handler February 15, 2022

Sea Kelpie

noun

A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.

Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.

Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.

Example:
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."

by starvingRD October 2, 2025

fueling the sea serpent

when you are drinking water and urinating at the same time

" yea sorry i was fueling the sea serpent"

by LastPuppy November 10, 2021

Sea Chicken

A woman who is a disgrace to her entire community

Did you see that Sea Chicken leave the bar with some man she doesn’t even know?

by LithiumChick300 March 25, 2023

sea wings

Fucking a fat whore. Because her pussy is already loose and as you're moving her fatrolls gyrate like ocean waves.

"Heard Felicia gave you your sea wings last night, it's chill she gave me mine too."

by Dglare February 24, 2017