Gus The Goose

The mascot for Washington College, a small liberal arts school on the Chester River, in Eastern Shore Maryland. He is a large, flightless bird with black and red feathers. Some argue that he is supposedly still on veteran benefits since he retired from the Continental Army in 1780. He is a close confederate to ex-prez George Washington and travels the country looking to coerce teens to attend WAC. Debatably a nice guy, but he tends to crap on the soccer pitch far too often. Honestly a low-mid tier mascot.

Guy 1: Holy Crap is that Gus the Goose?!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!

by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019

Slippery Goose

A local legend

What’s happening, Slippery Goose?

by gint is a gc February 1, 2023

goosing

trying hard to be happy. happy but having to try for it.

“man i’m just goosing”

by goosingbitch November 17, 2019

Goose

To bonk on the head, and probably leave a concussion.

"Im gonna take this toy club and absolutely goose him with it"

by NeroWasHere July 6, 2021

Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible

I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.

by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024

Goose Caboose

Goose Caboose is a playful term or nickname used to as a term of endearment for a small child and his/her behavior or physical cuteness

Look at that boy! He's being such a goose caboose!

by Plightman February 8, 2025

Goose Burger

A general idiot, dumb ass or corn kernel

I cant believe Haydo fucked that up, what a Goose Burger

by CAPTAIN RING STINGER 69 August 29, 2024