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Flaming handjob

Recieving a handjob while you have Chlamydia
Brady: "How was last night with Leah?"
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."
by FedsGay69 August 17, 2019
mugGet the Flaming handjobmug.

flaming three-bean charlie

A woman who has three clitorises and tries to burn two of them off with a home electrolysis kit but instead accidentally sets her vagina on fire
Do you remember Shaniquah whose mom lived under those power lines, the ambulance was at her crib last nite 'cause she gave herself a flaming three-bean charlie
by dearthyvader March 29, 2010
mugGet the flaming three-bean charliemug.

flame post

A abusive message posted on the Internet or sent by email, typically in quick response to another message.
Why did ypu sent that flame post?
by SvenOslo June 17, 2017
mugGet the flame postmug.

Majestic Flame Destroyer

When about to ejaculate use Majestic Flame Destroyer jutsu hand signs and ejaculate in a wide area creating lots of trauma and a large area of attack.
"Yeah she wanted to finish first but I pulled out and hit a Majestic Flame Destroyer on that hoe. Yk what I mean. *Insert flight reacts dolphin laugh*"
by TheRealKorai July 23, 2021
mugGet the Majestic Flame Destroyermug.

Flaming Jike

When you flash someone, but after dousing them with sexburst (see sexburst definition) and setting them alight.
Last night I had some sexburst leftover so I decided to flaming jike that old lady down the street with some friends!
by JMRILER January 18, 2009
mugGet the Flaming Jikemug.

flaming turkey

A turkey fryer fire caused by attempting to deep fry a frozen turkey. The police department makes several public safety videos on this every year, and several user-generated videos have been uploaded. The term was used on a This American Life episode.
That dummy was asking for a flaming turkey incident.
by artagnon April 23, 2016
mugGet the flaming turkeymug.

flaming

The act of rolling a blunt around your penis and having someone simultaneously smoke it and suck your dick.
She was into flaming, though I had to decline. I'm still healing from the last time I let someone do that.
by edge-o-matic March 7, 2024
mugGet the flamingmug.

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