clown shoes

(adj) This phrase is a contraction of the phrase ______ as clown shoes. Any characteristic of clown shoes can be suggested by the phrase and must be taken from context. Crazy, oversized, or ugly may be inferred. Invariably the phrase denotes contempt.

"Don't listen to him, he's utterly clown shoes."

by PlagueHeart May 23, 2007

clown face

The face a guy has while getting caught masturbating. Usually a surprised, a scared, and an O-face all put together.

I walked in on my brother and he had his clown face on.

by Oswaldo Sanchez May 1, 2006

Clown Car

The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.

My balls are bruised because I crashed my Clown Car into some slut last night.

by Fort Donkey May 10, 2008

ass clown

somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.

john greenstein

by mike strauber February 6, 2004

ass clown

(ás kloun) n.:

One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".

Thus "Ass-Clown".

'White brother' offers 'White brother no. 2' a hot-cake:

"Get off me you fucking ass clown!!!"

by zoldrin February 25, 2004

Clown Meat

It tastes funny

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always

by Garfibromyalgia April 29, 2021

Dunk Clown

A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.

Smug ass Marvin thinks he's so good at chess, I'm gonna get a dunk clown to take him down a peg.

by DestroFace May 17, 2017