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angry waffle

when you ejaculate into a waffle maker and use your semen to make a waffle. You then feed it to your significant other making them chase after you angrily.
Dude, I just fed my wife another angry waffle. Her name is Ronny
by Tamir_69 March 9, 2016
mugGet the angry wafflemug.

Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.
Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.
by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022
mugGet the Dutch Wafflemug.

waffle handy

A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.
Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!
by erection-infection March 7, 2014
mugGet the waffle handymug.

loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.
"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

-a
by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014
mugGet the loaded wafflemug.

Cock waffle

Sticking your dick in a waffle iron and make you dick in a shape of a waffle
James: ahhhhh i got my dick stuck in a waffle iron andd it is shaped into a waffle

Jenny: hahaha your a cock waffle
by Fuckerindapussy4 May 14, 2017
mugGet the Cock wafflemug.

homo waffles

When two gay couples are together.
by feces December 3, 2007
mugGet the homo wafflesmug.

Hot Waffle

When a woman sharts while receiving cunnilingus.
That woman totally gave me a hot waffle, it was delicious.
by OsuJustice January 2, 2010
mugGet the Hot Wafflemug.

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