Tea Party Movement

A political action movement started by right-wing nutcases like Sarah Palin filled with greed and a refusal to share, treat others the way one would want to be treated, or follow any of that stuff people are supposed to learn in kindergarten.

Democrat: Look I'm sure we can find a way to work out financial differences here.

Tea party movement supporter: NO! I DON'T WANT TO WORK OUT ANYTHING!! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Democrat: Maybe all you need is a pair of pants you didn't piss in I guess.

by Gaaraofthedamned July 11, 2011

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Bitter Lemon Tea

When a man inserts is fist into his ass and begins to urinate while having either Chlamydia or Gonorrhea.

Man - " I just found out I had chlamydia yesterday, so I went for a Bitter Lemon Tea."

by Mizter Fizter December 11, 2016

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Turner's Iced Tea

Iced Tea, deriving from Pittsburgh. It is the BEST tea, let alone beverage there is. It will make your mouth water with every sip you take.

Amanda says: Oh my god! Steve has Turner's Iced Tea, let's go tackle him and steal it off him!

by A.Kypta May 18, 2009

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tea pot

1- a pot used for brewing tea in.

2- a sexual 'toy' used in the process of 'tea potting'

darling! go fetch the tea pot, im up for a dirty one tonight.

by evil bob August 30, 2006

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Carolina Sweet Tea

To teabag another person in a steamy shower or sauna while farting on his or her forehead. This is best done after the "teabagger" eats a meal consisting of high protein. The steam of the shower allows the gas particles to bind to the water vapor, creating a "fart sponge" for maximum effect, therefore, the fart stench remains on the "teabagee" for a long duration of time.

After eating a protein cookie and cauliflower, Dino thought it would be nice to treat his girlfriend to a Carolina Sweet Tea.

by Dino_N_Lainey July 11, 2019

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