Purple Mud Bunion

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

african mud hut

When a male dumps his load on a females chest, then proceeds to titty fuck creating two mud huts.

Dolly parton has some huge juggs i wanna give her the african mud hut.

by ElongD November 21, 2016

Southbound Mud Pile

When one defecates into a box and/or large envelope and sends it to a random southern address located in any state below West Virginia.

"Clark never liked the south. So one day he sent an Alabama resident a southbound mud pile."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010

mud duck

A Duck wot is muddy ayt!

Yo look how much mud is on dat Duck! Dat is a Mud duck!!

by Mightiest_mortal October 20, 2004

Louisiana Mud Hen

A female, usually a relative, that hits you up for anal sex every time you are together.

My cousin Rachel is a Louisiana Mud Hen. Every family Gary together she wants me up
In dat ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

chocolate mud baby

the term for a giant turd.

DUUUUDE! i just had a chocolate mud baby in there!

by i dont fucken care October 20, 2010

Mississippi Mud Hole

Good suction, Nice place to stick your dick!

Dusty would be willing to fuck a Mississippi mud hole.

by Jesus Loves Cock July 1, 2016