Purple Mud Bunion

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

african mud hut

When a male dumps his load on a females chest, then proceeds to titty fuck creating two mud huts.

Dolly parton has some huge juggs i wanna give her the african mud hut.

by ElongD November 21, 2016

Southbound Mud Pile

When one defecates into a box and/or large envelope and sends it to a random southern address located in any state below West Virginia.

"Clark never liked the south. So one day he sent an Alabama resident a southbound mud pile."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010

mud duck

A Duck wot is muddy ayt!

Yo look how much mud is on dat Duck! Dat is a Mud duck!!

by Mightiest_mortal October 20, 2004

chocolate mud baby

the term for a giant turd.

DUUUUDE! i just had a chocolate mud baby in there!

by i dont fucken care October 20, 2010

Louisiana Mud Hen

A female, usually a relative, that hits you up for anal sex every time you are together.

My cousin Rachel is a Louisiana Mud Hen. Every family Gary together she wants me up
In dat ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

Mississippi Mud Hole

Good suction, Nice place to stick your dick!

Dusty would be willing to fuck a Mississippi mud hole.

by Jesus Loves Cock July 1, 2016