chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.
He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.
by tarafyd December 01, 2013
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Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.
Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.
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surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.
I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.
by CactusOfDoom August 05, 2023
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blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017
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Inappropriate logging

When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.
When we went to town- I heard he caught a case of inappropriate logging.
by George Coonie July 16, 2024
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Log Laws

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 20, 2022
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Feature Log

A alternative, more appropriate way of saying the phrase, “For the Love of God.”
“Are finished yet?”

“No, we still have to carry the basket to the top.”

“Oh, Feature Log!”
by 👑 Prince Vince 👑 August 25, 2022
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