Stroking the cat

the act of female masterbation

"I caught Sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday"

by tnbabe April 29, 2015

barrel of cats

When too much is going on at once.

1. Sorry, I'm going through a lot right now, my mind is a right barrel of cats.
2. The tube is so busy today; it's a right barrel of cats.
3. I like simple melodies, whereas that concert was a right barrel of cats.

by Sol Maquina December 15, 2012

Green Cat

A cat that's green but actually suppose to be orange!

Look at that green cat Willy! (It's actually orange)

by DEEZ NOOTS June 4, 2017

cat noir

sexy cat boy in skin tight suit

hey look its cat noir!!! omg he's so hot

by catnoirfanclub March 3, 2021

Smudge The Cat

Someone who has your back and can always make you laugh, though they have the most cursed images ever saved. They have the same shit humor as you and have the best videos saved

"the man is just like a Smudge The Cat"

by FGBHJFDGHKJBNFG November 26, 2020

Barnyard cat

someone with no sense of direction.

hey this guy must be a barnyard cat, we circled this joint ten times now.

by Big Jargon July 6, 2010

Cat erection

When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.

"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"

"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"

by Jeremy Asia man November 15, 2017