Baked Bastard

Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.

"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014

BASTARD OF ALL BASTARDS

A man named Harry from a small upstate NY town.

Harry you are the bastard of all bastards.

by Kenny bishop May 29, 2024

bastard shit

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022

fart bastard

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter

mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard

by fart bastard July 22, 2022

bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.

Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

Bastard

Anyone who says it or types it are gay/lesbians/simp

Hey you're adopted bastard

by Imgayiey July 24, 2020

Rat Bastard

Someone who doesn’t care about life or others and often acts in own self interest to the detriment of life or others, typically their reasoning falls around financial bias and self serving interests.

That Rat Bastard just planned to cut down half the rainforest for the logging company.

by Aknownmouse August 29, 2025