ass from first base

A hyperbolic distinction that only a blithering idiot could not make. Also ass from a hole in the ground, shit from shinola, can't fight his way out of a paper bag, dumb as a rock.

When it comes to installing drywall, I don't know my ass from first base.

by octopod November 12, 2003

Naval Base secondary school

The only school in Yishun that is close to an MRT station. And people there are actually very stupid. Only can scream in the corridor like little kids.

They have nice uniform. And a lot of Malay girls there smoke and do TikTok with their boyfriends.

Aliah: Isn't Naval Base secondary school a good school?

Babi: Since when is it a good school?

by Singlishy August 20, 2021

Base twisting ball tickler

The ultimate blow job, a woman or man twists the base of a mans penis whilst sucking him off and tickling his balls at the same time.

"Hey Sam was she good at sucking dick?"

"Ah awesome she gave me a base twisting ball tickler!"

by samduk January 20, 2010

Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.

Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on This Head December 12, 2007

1 1/2 base

when a man and a woman love each other very much, and they want to express that love, there is a special handshake involved. The man will look longingly at the woman's right pinky-nail, and love it all the more. In turn, she will hide it from his sight, in order to save this lustful deed for marriage. However, if she is feeling frisky she will caress his clavical with her forefinger, thus the deed is done.

Not being brought up like a proper young lady, marcy gave in to 1 1/2 base.

Oh man, that chick just went to 1 1/2 base with me. Tomorrow I hope for 2 3/4 base. Yeaahh

by marcyluvsyou August 14, 2008

cover third base

the act of occupying ugly friend of guy your friend is trying to get on

Hey, Cat, ya wanna cover third base for me while I hook this dude?

by Katy! July 20, 2002

Base Line Nerd Osmosis

The inescapable general baseline knowledge of fandoms even if you are not technically a part of the fandom, that you gained from being a nerd and talking to other nerds.

Person 1: How did you know so much about Doctor Who?
Person 2: Oh that, I got it from Base Line Nerd Osmosis with my sister.

by Human____404 February 20, 2021