E-bike

An E-bike is a bicycle with an electric motor (usually on the front or rear wheel, but sometimes built into the crank) and battery that assists the pedalling of ones legs, generally up hills. Many e-bikes also have throttles that can be twisted or pushed to ride the e-bike like a motorcycle without pedalling. E-bike throttles are usually used to flex on cyclists that cannot afford e-bikes who are going up hills, though this is usually a dick move. Places like Vancouver and California have a lot of e-bikes because the terrain is very hilly there.

Cyclist: pedalling hard uphill
E-biker: Passes by with virtually no effort and while winking says “Damn that hill must suck”
Cyclist: Pit maneuvers e-biker and beats the shit out of him/her

by CrazyB0Z0 January 21, 2021

E-mortal

A word to describe things or people on the internet that will remain in peoples' memories forever. Usually youtube videos or from youtube videos.

Charlie the unicorn and the Numa Numa guy are tottaly E-mortal, dude. They'll never die.

Don't you wish you were E-mortal?

by Red_Wintah May 4, 2009

e-spoke

To have communicated with someone via chat. Can also be used in the present tense (though less effectively) as e-speek.

I e-spoke with the client yesterday and he gave the go-ahead.

by jfkelley February 28, 2009

e-sarcasm

Using sarcastic terms on the internet, the same as in real life, though harder to comprehend because you're not really there.

Jennyrulz09:'I wish you wouldn't give me such incredible sex all the time Johnny'
JohnyMcgee94:'=( Why?'
Jennyrulz09:'You just cant handle my e-sarcasm Johnny, I think we need to break up'

by Andrew Fucking Howell May 25, 2007

e-weed

(n.) Cannabis-derived liquid containing THC which is vaporized by an electronic device into an aerosol for inhalation into the lungs.

I bought some e-weed at the dispensary so I'm ready for the weekend.

by Alex P. Washington September 6, 2019

E-mole

When an individual uses an online editing software to artificially add a mole onto a part of their body for the purpose of making them more attractive.

Did you see the number of E-moles Jen had in her lastest gram pic.... the fuck bitch who dyu think ur fooling??!

by bigdickm0 May 11, 2019

e-stoning

The act of smoking pot with your buddies over AIM or a chat room in the event that you all can't smoke together in real life.

"Hey did you guys smoke at Ted's the other day?"
"No man Matt couldn't sneak out so we all just e-stoned over MSN."
"Man I love e-stoning, lemme give you my screen name!"

by AwesomeFace22222222222222222 July 7, 2009