Cat Skinner

The title given to a builder of logging roads that operates of any size bulldozer. Primarily running caterpillar machinery, the skills obtained by the individual have such finesse, the road surface is as smooth as a freshly shaved high end escort.

Skinning real cats with the dozer is on another plain.

See that old crusty bastard on the D8? That old timer is a real example of how you should build a road. A true cat skinner

by Sapper Dan August 12, 2019

Cat erection

When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.

"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"

"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"

by Jeremy Asia man November 15, 2017

Smudge The Cat

Someone who has your back and can always make you laugh, though they have the most cursed images ever saved. They have the same shit humor as you and have the best videos saved

"the man is just like a Smudge The Cat"

by FGBHJFDGHKJBNFG November 26, 2020

quarantine cat

cats that were adopted during quarantine

Everyone is getting quarantine cats while stuck at home. Some worry what will happen to these cats after quarantine.

by wofew August 24, 2020

Barnyard cat

someone with no sense of direction.

hey this guy must be a barnyard cat, we circled this joint ten times now.

by Big Jargon July 6, 2010

STULTZ CAT

An orange male cat that wobbles when it walks. This cat is also known to be fearful of the Darth Vader theme song, as it has been seen fleeing the premise anytime it is played. The cat is also homeless because it’s previous owner abandoned it.

“Wow, can you believe the STULTZ CAT got it’s cat tree stolen?”
“Yeah, the STULTZ CAT is down bad

by cart smoking cat June 28, 2022

Cat Funt

A term used to describe a tubby person.

"I hope cat funt is going to the wreck today."
"That boy Martin is a cat funt"

by Martinlovesfood December 14, 2019