barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.

"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"

by bammer March 5, 2008

Spider Pussy

Old Vagina, usually with cobb-webs. Wrinkly Puss. Old infected with spider pussy.

DJ walked in on his grandma while she was clensing her spider pussy, with a dust rag & some pledge.

by Silver-backs January 2, 2009

Spider Man Bang

When SpiderMan swops from this the sky and goes up to a ramdom girl and uses his wed and sticks it on the girls nipples and uses them as puppets and then 69 her and shoots web in her eyes so she cant see and sticks his cock in her mouth and jacks her off with his web

Dude SpiderMan just cam up to my girlfriend and Spider Man Banged her

by Mc. Pumper Nickel March 24, 2008

Vagina Spider

Getting eaten out

Dude, I thought he was giving her a Vagina Spider

by Gemini 9724 October 24, 2014

slides

Another term for dollars. Slides because they are hard to hang onto, ie they are slippery

Throw 50 slides into the tank.

by Anthony E October 28, 2006

spidercrang

An extremely fat bitch named ang who has bad acne. kind of resembles spider pig(simpsons movie 2007). Has crust acne all over her face and her tits.

yo, ang is so fucking nasty, that spidercrang needs to lose weight and get rid of her crusty zits! die spidercrang die

by Howard T July 3, 2008

Spider hand

a spider hand is when somebody thinks there a big man and does the "ten man walk" really badly. And there hand looks like there about to shoot a web out of it like spiderman.

Boy 1- 'Dude wtf are you doing with your hand?!'
Boy 2- 'Nothing man im just walking'
Girl- 'I know he has serious spider hand'

by Bangbuddie of thee spiderhand April 13, 2009