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social halitosis

Such as halitosis is for bad breath. This definition is used to define a horrible social mishap in which the yield is a terribly awkward silence and embarrassment as a result of said silence. Can be confused with word vomitting. Often used as a failed attempt of levity. Used in Say Anything's song on their new album named Say Anything- "She Won't Follow You."
(Amongst a group of females.)
Noble (male): "So what are you ladies doing this evening?

(Females): *Chatter Chatter*

Dick (Male that also joins the conversation.): "So what's up guys? I mean girls, you know because you guys are girls and have vaginas and such... (Pause) So what's up females?...

Noble (to crowd): "I can smell this guy's social halitosis from here."
by Socialistically Awkard November 4, 2009
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Social distancing

To make sure you stay away from slags
Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.
by Theoreticalpsydragon April 4, 2020
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Socially Dangerous

A person that should not go out in public alone.

A style of clothing/dress/hair/piercings that is so weird it cannot be unseen and is indescribable.

A person that is loosing touch with society because of massive amounts of time spent indoors.
Marcie- Is Leah taking fashion tips from Socially Dangerous magazine again?
Stacy- Oh God, don't let her out in public, what people will see cannot be unseen.

Meanwhile in Japan, the gameshows there usually include socially dangerous costumes, I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those outfits.

Mike- Have you seen Steve around lately?

Adam- No, he's been in his WoW world for two months now
Mike- Oh no! once he reaches level 80, he's gonna be socially dangerous!

Adam- Dude, best bring him back to reality gently...
by wirelesscable August 30, 2010
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Social Eunuch

People who won’t make a stance on a social issue and complain about anything being made political. Towards people that view SJW as a negative term yet won’t admit to being racist. It’s a nicer way of saying they’ve got no balls, and a more fun way of saying they lack conviction.
He defends the confederate flag while feigning offense at his perception of the American flag. While not saying he believes black folks aren’t and shouldn’t be made equal, this social eunuch chooses to complain when asked to make a distinctive stance on the topic.
by Musivino September 28, 2017
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social bounce

having a ton of shit going on. Many plans for the night, places to go...
Kellen won't be at that party for long he's got too much social bounce.
by nevik April 18, 2008
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Social Dp

Social double penetration. Two mind cocks and one mind pussy, generally used as third-wheel
Man, I hung out with my bro and his girl last night, it was total fucking social dp
by Social Dp April 16, 2015
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Social Blocking

People socializing in the halls causing other unable to pass through.
Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Sorry, Social Blockers were blocking the halls.
Social Blocking
by Master Of The Dicktionary February 25, 2011
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