average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
by Sickomonster July 18, 2024
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Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off
Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow
by Cam Waite August 10, 2019
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faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))
kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me
by I like penguinssss January 11, 2024
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Elina sickness

When you get sick after thanksgiving every year since 7 grade. Usually sick for about a month. The same symptoms every year, but not contagey.
My longest standing tradition is my Elina sickness, I get it every year after thanksgiving. #sosadbruv
by Welcometomysinuses December 07, 2021
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summer sickness

The feeling you get halfway through march while doing homework and craving a day off from school where the temp passes 50
Yeah, it’s only November and I have major summer sickness.
by elongatedpoptart November 17, 2021
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Sick Beans

Sick + Cool beans = Sick Beans!!
"there is leftover poop for you" "Sick Beans!"
by @loreleibooboohairleg December 01, 2019
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Sick Box

A “sick box” is a referral used by men and woman depicting how good a woman’s pussy is.

“sick” (really good) - “box” (pussy)

Only certain woman have the ability of possessing and maintaining a “sick box”
‘Gave you some sick box in my dream last night ngl
by June 30, 2024
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