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sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
by elfinmajik November 13, 2017
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GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!
GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!
by anonymous July 1, 2022
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Powder Sickness

A result of doing too much cocaine, causing a hangover and feeling ill.
I cannot make it into work today due to, Powder Sickness.
Dave's attitude changed from, Powder Sickness.
by Krom42 November 15, 2022
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Sick Winds

When you think you need to take a FAT shit but it turns out its just a rancid fart
Yo Gabe just rushed to the shitter, but it turns out he just had a case of the sick winds
by The Downtalkers December 4, 2020
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Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off
Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow
by Cam Waite August 10, 2019
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five-star sickness

When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.
Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.
by aint that the truth July 18, 2018
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Touch Me I'm Sick

Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.
Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after
by JOJO stir March 17, 2024
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