sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.

Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.

by elfinmajik November 13, 2017

Semi-sickness

When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go

Mom: you have school tomorrow

Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness

by ff69 August 11, 2024

Sick Ass

Anna but also frequently slays and purrs

Yo Anna is one sick ass foo

by Beidnfifnrkrb July 2, 2022

Sick Winds

When you think you need to take a FAT shit but it turns out its just a rancid fart

Yo Gabe just rushed to the shitter, but it turns out he just had a case of the sick winds

by The Downtalkers December 4, 2020

Powder Sickness

A result of doing too much cocaine, causing a hangover and feeling ill.

I cannot make it into work today due to, Powder Sickness.
Dave's attitude changed from, Powder Sickness.

by Krom42 November 15, 2022

Sick

Slang word for cool, or used when someone is unwell.

Hey bro, that was sick!
Or
I’m not coming to work today, I’m sick.

by Rakesh christoval October 14, 2020

motion sickness

When you wanna barf from witnessing/filing too many court-petition proceedings.

Now dat Fletcher Reede has to tell da truth all da time, he might get motion sickness from da voluminous courtroom wranglings dat he has to deal with on a daily basis.

by QuacksO March 29, 2025