Skip to main content

Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.
by raptor13fox July 22, 2011
mugGet the Smurf splashed mug.

Nash Splash

Ejaculating in somebody's eye directly or shortly after hitting them in the eye with the penis (i.e. a 'Nash Bash').
She's proper dirty, I was like, 'Nash Bash, Nash Splash!' and she LOVED it.
by Mogzy G August 7, 2011
mugGet the Nash Splash mug.

Back-Splash

The water that hits your ass after a medium to large piece of shit breaks the surface of the toilet water, thus creating a splash effect.
My ass was wet after that large shit i took because of the amount of Back-Splash that came after it.
by Hungarian Barbarian October 27, 2011
mugGet the Back-Splash mug.

rim splash

ejaculating as a result of getting your asshole eaten
She was covered in rim splash after eating my ass like a pro.
by DMind July 13, 2012
mugGet the rim splash mug.

Back splash

That little drop that bounces up and hits you in your brown eye
While taking a #2 that cold back splash you feel that makes you tighten up.
by Iceberg November 4, 2012
mugGet the Back splash mug.

Dick Splash

"when You jizz on a girls right butt cheek, and slap ur dick in the jizz"
by OGx_Snorlax March 7, 2015
mugGet the Dick Splash mug.

dutch splash

The "Dutch Courage" of the bedroom and THE way to boost self esteem with your partner.

Basically the goal is to make your partner climax before you to encourage yourself in the moment.
Give her a Dutch Splash, then she won't mind when you finish!
by Bent_Laser October 9, 2016
mugGet the dutch splash mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email