School

This shit is the closest thing to a modern day concentration camp that's also supported and funded by governments.
You only eat when they tell you to, you only go outside when they tell you to and you get to have the 'fun' experience of sitting in a shitty ass classroom for hours on end. fuck. this. shit.

timmy's Mom: get up for school!

timmy: fuck you! i don't wanna go to school!

by my_fucking_mother April 14, 2022

School

The one thing keeping NASA from sending people to Mars. We spend way to much money on school when we could use it with things that actually help our species.

Kid: I want to be the first man on Mars Dad!!!
Dad: Sorry son, your school work is more important and its not like the government cares about our survival.

by Th3 C@t April 19, 2022

School

Hell its just straight hell....don't go

"Hey Camilla wanna go to school?"Said Alexis "HELL NO"

by alexxxxxxx<3 April 19, 2022

School

The place where you go to get brainwashed.

sorry i have to go to school

by Aidsdrinker February 15, 2022

School

prison for children, write useless things that you will never need in your life for 7 hours, shitty lunch food, mostly shitty teachers who will destroy any left over self-esteem and will mainly focus on helping the good students and will not do anything to help the ones that are struggling, cant speak, go to the toilet or take a sip of water without permission from the teacher, jackasses in class who act like gods compared to everyone else, asking you to finish their assignment for them, give them YOUR money and food

Teacher: Now open your books page 46 and-
Kid: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know.. CAN YOU?
Kid: ...

Kid: ... MAY I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No
Kid: But- it's an emergency
Teacher: The bell rings in 10 minutes, hold it in
Kid: Are you kidding me?
Teacher: Quiet, start reading
Kid: This school sucks..

by hellishflames February 16, 2022

School

School is a waste of 12 precious years. All you do is get controlled by a teacher who makes 50k a year by doing nothing. You can't get up you can't talk you can't eat you can't have any freedom for 12 years. And when schools done you have to go home and waste another 3 hours of your fucking free time to do some shitty math questions that you won't ever need to use on the real life.

I'm 70 years old lying on my death bed realizing that a fucking building with a bunch of wanks made me waste 12 years of my life.
Ps. School sucks

by :((((( February 18, 2022

school

Six. Cruel. Hours. Of. Our. Lives
S C H O O L

person 1 "I have never went to school, I can't wait to go to school" person 2 "I have been to school and trust me you never want to go there. Many of the people that go to school never return

by b(0)b February 28, 2022