fruit salad

its not an Ethiopian condom

Person 1: "dude did you eat some fruit salad?"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"

by Mangularis Angularis November 30, 2016

toss salad

Tossing someone's salad is basically giving a shitty cum-ridden asshole a rim job.

That first week Rob Rotili learned he was too pretty for prison. He already had all of the "sisters" lining up for his speciality - tossed salad.

by David Gross April 27, 2004

salad

the act of masturbating

you need to take a piss, you need to take a dump, you need to take a salad

by ian lampshadecloth February 2, 2008

Nug Salad

In terms of marijuana, when you take the last nug out of your sacks and put them together in the same container. The resulting mix of nugs is a "nug salad".

Stoner 1: Look at my nug salad Stoner 2!
Stoner 2: Nice nug salad Stoner 1 you must have 20 strands.

by WhosCheefed December 14, 2005

side salad

A more covert way of describing a "pop over", which is a bra or top so tight on the breasts that the cleavage puddles and pops over the top of the bra. Enough of the breast to peak interest, like a salad, but it's not the main course.

Look at the side salad on her. Her bra must be tired!

by Darkspyder July 11, 2009

Chicken Salad

A phrase used when a Quarterback drops the snap and picks it back up and throws a complete pass down the field.

Commentator of WVU vs. Texas game: "Ash drops the snap, picks it back up, and makes some Chicken Salad throwing that ball for a first down." (Actually used in the WVU vs. Texas football game in 2012)

by HowdyDoody October 6, 2012

nigger salad

Your choice of Chicken or Watermelon served on burnt collard greens tossed in Olde English Malt Liquor Vinaigrette topped wit' newpote flakes.

I only brought $3.50 with me so I had better get the nigger salad.

by Decker1125 January 23, 2018