sad tree

A tall person who’s very sad, or depressed.
Person #1: Hey, you see that sad tree?

Person #2: Yeah. I wonder what’s wrong with them.
by the_crazy_alien May 29, 2018
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sad boy/sad girl

Generally a person in ages 12-30.

Uses phrases like

"You don't know how I feel"
"I'm depressed(self-diagnosed) "
"DePreSsion iS n0T a JoK3"

*on social media*
(shares Bart Simpson shit)
(purposely adds a caption to get noticed)
(Anime/Bart Simpson pfp)

*just a joke don't take this shit seriously especially on tiktok*
Guy 1:*shares something with a sad caption*
Guy 2:"Why is Guy 1 always sad on socmed?"
Guy 3:"Don't worry about him he's just a sad boy/sad girl".
by daddy_sugar February 3, 2021
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Sad Nibba

When a dude gets high and starts chatting sad things and/or playing deep songs. Like the videos on YouTube that show depressing moments in kid shows and add sad music.
James: Why do you hang out with him?
Mike: He a sad nibba
by CommunisticWeeb420 December 29, 2018
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Sad Teriyaki

When you hire a Japanese prostitute, and you find out halfway through, she’s shit in the bed.
I went on shore leave in Okinawa and when I woke up, she had given me a sad teriyaki.
by Salty seconds July 11, 2022
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So sad

What those kindergarten teachers say when you get in trouble.
The teacher was admonishing the student after he was asked to sit in the corner. She finished with her signature "So sad."
by Some guy who looks on UD June 15, 2021
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this is so sad

something a certain person says because they picked it up from their oldest brother
by .vexis. June 13, 2023
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Jack the Sad

The inevitable fate of Jack the Lads as they slowly approach the age of 30, or more easily described as the decline in sexual success an otherwise attractive and overly-confident single man will experience as they refuse to settle down and act their age. Once being a symbol of youth and sex appeal, they have now evolved into a sad yet persistent memory of their early peak. While Jack the Lad is considered a British term, Jack the Sads can be of any nationality.
The first symptoms usually start at age 25, however most Jack the Sads are oblivious of their decline until the age of 28. The most commonly recognised symptoms include a lack of lads nights as many of the lads begin maturing and getting married, being less likely to pull the young and blonde birds they are often stubbornly attracted to and not being able to relate to neither their own age group nor the younger generation.
Jack the Sads are victims of lad culture, which prides young men in being careless and sleeping with as many conventionally attractive women as possible. Their over-indulgence in the ingrained hookup culture has made it increasingly difficult to form meaningful relationships with women and thus they are often afraid of commitment as they struggle to see women as more than something to be had.
In order for Jack the Sads to recover, they must first go through the 7 stages of grief before taking the steps to improve themselves to find true companionship and meaning in life beyond sex.
Guy: So, can I buy you a drink or should we cut to the chase?
Girl: Nah you're alright, you look about 30.
Guy: Age is just a number, but I would say you're a ten
Girl: I'm 18 you creep, go after someone your own age, Jack the sad!
by hardlysentient July 16, 2020
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