The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child

“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”

by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022

Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.

“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”

by SlongDongRon February 16, 2023

dragonplayz_rip

a twitter user

dragonplayz_rip is my daddy

by itsnotdragon_ June 5, 2023

Hot Rip

When you fart but warm, runny diarrhoea comes out instead.

Derek: Becky, Beryl just did a hot rip
Becky: Oh- That’s gonna stink!

by anonymous June 14, 2023

Hot Rip

When you fart but warm, runny diarrhoea comes out

Derek: Becky, Beryl did a hot rip
Becky: Oh! That’s gonna stink!

by anonymous June 14, 2023

mercy rip

the few rips you can get from a dying vape.

friend: "awe my vape just died"
me: "wait a few minutes and try to get a mercy rip"

by ahfkwllsdm November 20, 2023

DVD Rip

DVD ripping is the process of copying audio or video content from a DVD onto a computer hard drive. A DVD ripper program has an encoder to compress the source media and reduce the size of the file it stores on the hard disk.

Person 1: yoo dude I got a DVD rip of the "Video Hits '86 to '96"
Person 2: i don't care
Person 1: it has Rick Astley!
Person 2: oh actually nevermind ok!!

by JD Official January 2, 2024