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Crystal Queer

(Noun) A gritty term for straight men who only gay sex while high on drugs, leaving their wild persona behind but often taking home unwanted souvenirs like STDs from their escapades.
He turns into a crystal queer while partying, living it up until dawn, only to return to reality with a couple of regrets and STDs he picked up along the way.
by gdiz916 July 21, 2025
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Incompetent Queer

Someone who only got the job because they are gay and the gay boss likes that. Couldn't do the work for shit.
I wonder if it was Gavin himself or some Incompetent Queer underling who came up with the phrase "Make America Gavin Again". This drivel exemplifies why corruption is a bad thing. We get worse ideas because of it.
by Publius0987 August 26, 2025
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Quasi-Queer

(adj) Describing a cis-male, usually heterosexual, with mild and/or fleeting sexual interest in other cis-males. Describing a cis-female, usually heterosexual, with "gay-guy-trapped-in-a-straight-girl's-body" issues.
Did you hear J is quasi-queer now? I saw he fell asleep next to A and they spooned all night.

OR
Yeah girl, it must suck being quasi-queer - straight but not straight, gay but not gay the "right" way; there's no community for you anywhere. (but there is, in slash fiction)
by andumyeah November 6, 2025
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Quick Check Queer

Anyone who hangs out at quick check because they have nothing better to to do with there life. They usually smoke cigarettes and marijuana. Quick check gave up so they stopped calling the cops on these queers so yeah don't become of them
OH SHIT A QUICK CHECK QUEER DONT OPEN THE DOOR!
by Roberto elinda June 28, 2017
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what the queer fuck

Similar to what the fuck or what the actual fuck, but when a situation is gay.
Man 1: Dude, did you hear about Bobby and Joe making out last night?
Homophobe: What the queer fuck?
by The Gay Bitch October 18, 2017
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Your grandpa queer

This insult is so bad in most countries it is illegal it will make your opponent die ,come back alive,and kill thereself
Jimmy: ur mom gay lol
Devin: yo dad lesbian lmao
Jimmy: you’re granny tranny

Devin: yo fam you uncle bisexual

Jimmy: yo aunt pansexual
Devin: your grandpa queer YEET

Jimmy: turns into a neutron star L
by Lil fam November 20, 2018
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