Putter

Used with the door wedge it can either be used to 'putt' the door wedge into the anus. Alternatively it can be used tomix shit (which you have placed) in the vagina and then can be used a dildo by the girl to not only push the shit further in, but to also pleasure herself.

Ben: So, what you do last night.
Louis: I putter and then door wedged my GF last night.
Ben: that sounds shitty for her...

by M0pMaN38 August 6, 2012

putterpat

PUTT-er-pat (v.) to pat someone on the back really fast, so whenever they talk they sound like a lawnmower.

Stop putterpatting, It's really annoying!

by Jeb Kerman January 4, 2017

putter butt

When yo shitt is as soft as a unicorn

Damn ma you got some putter butt but ima sleep on that shit anyways cause its soffftttt

by Skylark fax April 26, 2017

putternutting

the act of driving like your destination is unimportant. IE so slow you manage to infuriate everyone else on the road

Id have been to work on time but some asshole was putternutting down the road

by ridgerunner May 7, 2017

Putterman

One who enjoys golf so much that they could be known as the “Putter-Man”.

“Who’s coming to golf today?”
“I don’t know but Putterman is definitely coming.”

by UrbanCra1g64 July 24, 2017

puttenesca

Whores Pasta

Oi mum do we have Whores pasta for dinner. (Puttenesca)

by Oanay March 14, 2021

Puttermans

Very strange advertising series by Duracell in the 90's.
Revolved around a family of robotic dolls powered by Duracell batteries involving a running gag of other robots running out of power using offbrand batteries.

Aunt: *literally dies as battery runs out*
Other Puttermans: *laughs manically*

by ぽぐ November 12, 2021