Chinese Purple

Color used by a dumbass teenager that has no idea what a color is.

Eddie:"THAT'S CHINESE PURPLE!"

Brad:"No it's dark white retard"

Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"

by Brad5o5 January 30, 2009

PURPLE SHUTTERS

is the defenition of the lips on the vagina can vary in colors if healthy, if colord dark brown or purple or black they are considered purple shutters

"oh my god that big bitch got purple shutters!!"

by DR. HOUZE February 12, 2008

purple pew

where a brotha or whitey is smoking or roling a blunt in church while the pastor is preying.

Theres a lot of smoke comin from Jasons purple pew over there.

by Geoff Valiante February 22, 2008

Purple Paisley

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.

by jd January 3, 2005

Purple Ladder

When a guy sticks his cock in between 2 guitar strings and plays a beautiful melody. His balls would go down into the big hole in the guitar.

Pinky went for a walk and did a purple ladder at the store for all to hear. He jumped in the air and broke the guitar and his cock. Poor guitar...

by Red Yowler February 25, 2008

Purple Unicorn

Magical, rare, beautiful creature that squirts.

Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.

Purple unicorn Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Purple unicorn Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Purple unicorn is a Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.

by Purple_unicorn21 November 5, 2019

Purple scissoring

When two lesbians scissor each other so hard that they bruise each others pubic regions.

Bro 1: "Did you hear about those two lesbians that were purple scissoring?"

Bro 2: "Yeah, they both are laid-up in bed now. And on of them broke their foot."

by dingleberry dickface October 24, 2011