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musty potato

A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.
"My gf wants me to musty potato her "
by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016
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Baked Potato

When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.
Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?

Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato

Girl: yes I am

Guy: yes
by So much ruckus June 1, 2018
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Potato Head

A Russian-Kazakh Minecraft nerd who calls you 'Fucking Donkey' and shouts at you when you move 1 pixel in the wrong direction in Minecraft, and who's name might or might not be 'Ivan'.
Guy 1: i'm going to build a functioning chair in my Minecraft survival world
Potato Head: You fucking donkey stop it you're wasting time you don't need it just kill the iron golem you donkey!
Guy 1: Ok Potato Head
by Neovenatoor May 14, 2023
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Hot Potato

A guy or girl who is passed around by an entire friend group for either dating or just casual hookups.
Girl 1: I’m thinking about hooking up with Jackson.

Girl 2: He’s hooked up with me and Hannah and now he’s trying to hookup with you. He’s a hot potato.
by Potter Fan 515 June 21, 2021
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Potato Lobster

A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.
I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.
by bad_artists April 9, 2020
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tuna potatoe

In the MMORPG Runescape, it is a members only food created via the cooking skill with a minimum level of 68.

The requred ingredients to create the Tuna Potatoe are:
-a Potatoe (can be baked as well)
-a bucket of milk (or pot of cream/Pat of butter)
-a tuna (can be raw)
-and sweetcorn (can be cooked Sweetcorn).

The process for creating the Tuna Potatoe upon gathering all of the listed Ingredients goes as follows:
1. (if you have the baked potatoe skip this step.) cook the raw potatoe on a range, granting you 15 cooking experience, and providing you with a baked potatoe.
2. (if you have "pat of butter" skip this step.) using the milk or cream, churn the milk/pot of cream into a pat of butter. (this grants you 40.5 cooking experience, or 20 experience if using the cream.)
3. Use the butter on the potatoe to make the baked potatoe. (Granting you 40 experience in cooking.)
4. (if you have a cooked tuna, skip this step.) Cook the raw tuna on a fire, or a range in order to have a cooked tuna, or just "Tuna." (succesfully cooking this will grant you 100 experience.)
5. (if you have Cooked sweetcorn, skip this step.) Cook an ear of sweetcorn on a range to make cooked sweetcorn (grants 104 experience).
6. using a knife, use a bowl or the knife on the cooked tuna to produce a bowl of chopped tuna.
7. Use the bowl of tuna on the sweetcorn, resulting in a bowl of tuna and corn.
8. Use the tuna and corn topping on the potato with butter to make a tuna potato .
I needed some food to Train My defense, I think i will get some tuna potatoe's.
by Syrup11 June 13, 2017
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Hairy Potato

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.
"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"
by Thiccy Niccy's Friend December 6, 2018
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