poon pop

The act of taking ones penis out of one, usually hotter girls vagina, and instantly placing it in another usually less attractive girls mouth

"Dude, I was about to bust, pulled out and shoved it in her sisters mouth!!"
"Ahhhh, fed her the 'ol poon pop did ya?"

by trippy1981 December 27, 2011

Podonkus

A dinosaur that lived during between the Jurassic and Cretaceous ages. It has two legs and no arms, a slight under-bite and wings, which was used to attract the oppisite sex. It lived for a total of 10 years and entire population comprised of a male and 4 females. The only male was bad with women and was rejected by all four and used a time machine to come present times. he talks like a ghetto person. An example of him talking is below.

yer, Ima podonkus and I really talking about maself cause I like maself as much as maself. I think i realz cool cause i hav too legs that i use to walk with, and i like to eat teh birds, but dey real hardddddd to catch cause dey can fly, but i can't, i has to jump really hi..... poodonkussss

by Luke the sexy January 10, 2012

Poonamdeep

Ugliest, fattest most annoying person in the world. May cause blindness and is also conceited. Also falls in love easily. Does not have a great sense of humor or sex life. Will find a man and get married but will not have more than 1 baby. Socially awkward and does not have any friends.

Eww look at that poonamdeep.

by mcikfneibjw January 11, 2012

Poon Haggler

A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men

The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler

by tankbanger November 15, 2012

Poon Pappy

A man that has has sex reguarly with a certain attractive woman.

A guy that has a lot of quality sex.

Carl- Bro, you're such a poon pappy.
Dick- Yeah I know, sometimes it gets old, then I look at a beautiful woman and say, "Nah, it's not getting old".

by boomersooner14 December 4, 2012

poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013

poon goggles

The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.

Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....

by HHeiny November 26, 2013