Painting The Shed

To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.

"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."

by Meg Roan November 1, 2007

Paint The Town

John is getting ridiculously drunk at someone's house.

Hey are we going to paint the town tonight?

OMG! I hope John paints the town at my place. He's so hot!!

by BigDickDaddy69 March 10, 2016

paintball

An amazing game if you live in the mid-west and your only other option of getting through the weekend is going to a fast food restuarant.

Paintball is so boring.

by Not a apintballer February 22, 2008

Stuntin in da paint

misrepresenting yourself, being fake

why were you stuntin in da paint yesterday?


he was stuntin in da paint when he said dat da gold watch is real.

by jenny da g October 5, 2008

piss painter

the acidity of urine has a notable affect on copper and some metals. To some, the product created is concidered modern art

Josh has this weird metal artwork in his living room...
Don't touch it! He's a piss painter

by bayla April 27, 2009

PaintMonster

master of the paint gun

Wow your no PaintMonster!!

Usually said when someone misses badly with the bio gun in an unreal series game.

by 2tall June 10, 2004

Painting the tree

An act of oral sex.

The tongue duplicates the motions of a paint brush (up and down strokes) 'painting' the penis or 'tree'.

Man that bitch got on with Painting the tree last night, got me so hard.

by techieman June 26, 2009