The Peter parker

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

Dude I did the Peter Parker on that girls face lastnight!

by Sweaty Petty March 14, 2023

Bill Peters

A weak and pitiful "man" who is offended by even the smallest point, or "microaggression". This type of being will complain, berate and abuse others whom have different views. In other words, a democrat/pussy.

Bill Peters: Oh no!! That house is on fire! How racist! Quick, let's protest the fire!

Stranger 1: What's his problem?
Stranger 2: That's just Bill Peters. He probably has something up his vag again.

by Anti-Lib-Vet November 22, 2017

Evan Peters

He is very sexy from American Horror Story I hate Jeffery Dahmer

I farted
OK but evan peters is still hotter than you!
haha what
join discord.gg/evanpeters
k

by cp_thekid April 6, 2023

Peter Zerkel

Of, or pertaining to, a person of quite, calm, meditative, reflecive, or comatose composure; acting as such during all times of the day and night, except when playing music, or after having eaten a truck-load of sugar.

"Rick is being such a Peter Zerkel today! Normally he's louder than the entire band playing Fireworks. Dude. Whoa."

by Elmo August 10, 2004

Peter Rolled

Verb; When your stopped by the police and you get searched

Did you hear what happened to o'boy last week. He got peter rolled and got caught holdin some shit.

by ProChief October 2, 2009

Colin Peters

This guy will moan about anything!
He’s got no lunch, you give your own sandwitch, then insists on paying for it, reads the printed price, then that’s not all folks , bitches about the price!
This guy would moan about winning the lottery.
(this is done in a slump syle)
the end ov the world.
god is a twat.

Fuck, oh shit, O no, have you seen this, kinel, oh no, God, jesus, iv had enough of this, bollocks, the end of the world os nigh! or the contract.

by u know May 7, 2003

Peter's Road Trampoline

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.

*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"

by TheBombDigidee February 5, 2018