Oof

abbreviation: "out of fucks"

"Can I borrow some more money from you?"
"Oof! Sorry."

Man 1: "My girlfriend just dumped me."
Man 2: "Oof! That's your third one this week."

Person 1: "I like to spit on people.."
Person 2: " Oof! I'm outta here!"

"I got arrested again."
"That sucks, but oof!"

by Funkieeeeeee January 28, 2019

Oof

Used as a way of not knowing what to say/not caring, and is quite childish now.

Person 1: *Rant paragraph about something that made them upset*

Person 2: “Oof”

Person 1: “Do you even care???”

by •An0nym0us• July 8, 2019

Oof Eggs

Slang: Supermarket eggs with googly eyes that couple up with names such as oofphelia and oofscar. Find Oofarens complaining to store managers worldwide about oof eggs and get yours today!!

Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.

I went to the store to buy oof eggs and had to complain to the manager about one of them having just one eye

by Oofing oof cakes February 16, 2021

Oof

Oof is another word for sad, surprise or death. Soo Ooooooooooooooooof

I can’t jerk off for a month

OOF

by Oofest November 1, 2018

Big oof

Something unfortunate that happened. "Oof" comes from a Roblox sound.

Guy 1: I wanna to get some ice cream for my 5th grade graduation.
Guy 2: The ice cream shop is closed.
Guy 1: Man, that's a big oof!

by littlemew June 1, 2021

Oof

The sound one makes when given a gut punch and is losing all their breath. Usually an exclamation in reply to information so absurd or incredulous, that affecting to it is like the experience of being given a punch to the gut.

"Dog I just heard LeBron James is starring in Despacito 35 on the Nintendo PlayStation"
"OOF"

by Bob Surewood June 11, 2018

oof

a cry for help

*nigga fucking dies*

*Some Goofy Nigga: OOF

by Qvshout May 28, 2018