Long-back.
by Doug Norvell July 15, 2024
My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 03, 2016
by Bodhei April 10, 2019
by Downsouthpimp December 27, 2015
Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
by R0adk!LL June 23, 2022
John's mom and dad are no longer together. John's dad now has a son named Jim. And John's mom now has a daughter named Jane. Jane and Jim are both blood related to John but are not family to eachother. Instead are related by cross siblings through John.
by Aceismike December 18, 2023