To jerk off while on trampoline.
by spurrrrnt May 18, 2021
Get the pump and jumpmug. A one night stand.
someone who does not have a need for a relationship.
A woman or a man who just wants to Fuck, just sex, nothing else, no real connection, a JUMP.
Jumps can happen once, Jumps can happen all the time, but they are just a JUMP.
JUMP, a JUMP OFF however, is someone who just wants to get off in any manner, but with the same concept, except they are looking for a specific thing to do, JUMP OFF jerk off.
A JUMP is a cheap person, who only does that, and has no sense of respect for one self, they just want to JUMP.
someone who does not have a need for a relationship.
A woman or a man who just wants to Fuck, just sex, nothing else, no real connection, a JUMP.
Jumps can happen once, Jumps can happen all the time, but they are just a JUMP.
JUMP, a JUMP OFF however, is someone who just wants to get off in any manner, but with the same concept, except they are looking for a specific thing to do, JUMP OFF jerk off.
A JUMP is a cheap person, who only does that, and has no sense of respect for one self, they just want to JUMP.
by LOURDESNOTAJUMP November 6, 2020
Get the JUMPmug. by Vf500f November 21, 2018
Get the jump sharpmug. That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.
Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😮 💨 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
Get the Hoop jumpingmug. girl: omg guess what! it’s november 12th! you know what that means..
bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY
girl: *jumps bestie*
bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY
girl: *jumps bestie*
by Lotuslightlili November 10, 2022
Get the national jump your bestie daymug. by Pat1225 August 23, 2018
Get the Truck stunt jumpmug. by Livingonaprayerrrr February 27, 2018
Get the quick to jump on the ice creammug.