Stud muffin

A guy who has the first name micky. Micky can shotgun a beer in 2.7 seconds, and bangs an average of 25 hookers a day. Micky loves to golf, and before each tee off he shotguns a Budweiser and smokes 4 cowboy killers.

Hey girls did you just see micky walk by, I really wish I was like him. Micky is such a stud muffin.

by Give me a beer in the c shop October 27, 2018

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Stud Muffin

A stud Muffin is someone who is a ripped dude at the gym who gets all the Pu$$y and gets laid like a chicken does eggs, 24/7. He is that one guy who has been liked throughout his whole school career and does more weight lifting and getting the ladies than actual homework, he is the STUD MUFFIN.

"Have you seen Brad lately? What a Stud Muffin, He is getting huge! Almost as big as his ego"

by SUBIBRO July 23, 2017

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Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.

I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

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minge muffin

When somebody is being an arsehole and they need to get a life

You're such a minge muffin Brian!!!

by Johnny2560 August 18, 2017

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Grand muffin

When your hitting your grandmother or someone's grandmother from behind and you bust your load on her ass making it look like a buttery muffin.

Forest went on a walk to Lieutenant Dan's grandmother's house looking to pick up a homemade Cheryl pie but ended up getting grandma Dan a grand muffin on her ass.

by Backstreet boys June 26, 2018

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