Monster Cock

Laura's extremely huge cock.

Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right.

by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020

gitchie monster

When the camel toe slit eats the gitch so the camel toe appears even more.

holy shit look at the gitchie monster it eating those panties.

typically easy to see on fit hard body woman, fat or old loose cunts looks disgusting.

by shallotkingz July 4, 2011

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to cover myself in mud and pretend I was the mud monster until I realized the mud wasn't mud.

by your brothers sister September 17, 2021

cleavage monster

When a man buys a tank top and wears the large one for extra cleavage.

Omg Luke's a Cleavage Monster for buying that tank top.

by Monster Horse Cock Daniel June 2, 2016

Salt monster

When someone is being really crabby and salty

Maddie was being a huge salt monster when she was mad at everyone at he party

by jpjpjpjpjpjpjp June 23, 2021

HOCKNESS-MONSTER.

A male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quantities of alcohol, library's doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. Whilst the Hockness monster is mainly native to Essex and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for BUSINESSSSS purposes.

-HOLY S**T MAN!? did you see that "HOCKNESS-MONSTER." just lizard his way in with those girls!? What a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -That lizard's got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, DECENT.

by Scaryt8 October 21, 2010

Cookie Monster

Describes the act of anal sex followed by cuming in the ass followed by the women turning around bending over, spreading her cheeks releasing the skeet onto a cookie and then eating it like the Sesame Street Character "Cookie Monster"

Rusty turned that girl into the "Cookie Monster"

by WebbR6 December 31, 2009