Mexican ear plug
the act of ejaculating in the auditory orifice(ear) of an unconcous person and letting it dry over night
Mexican ear plug by jizz o man January 29, 2009
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Mexican Frootloop
A Mexican Frootloop refers to a man's scrotom whilst he is in the act of pulling his testicles up, over his erect penis. One testicle is pulled up on the left side, and one on the right so that they meet in the middle above the penis forming the scrotom into a loop.
I woke up in the morning, and walked to the kitchen to eat breakfast with my girlfriend. When I arived at the kitchen she asked me if I had any cereal. To which I replied... "I'll give ya some cereal BITCH!" As I ripped off my pants and gave her the ol' Mexican Frootloop.
Mexican Frootloop by Alistair the Classy November 3, 2010
Mexican Dairy Farmer
A depraved sex act involving 3 men gangbanging a pregnant chick, while simultaneously sucking on her lactating breasts. The chick then proceeds to return the favor and consumes the hot creamy milk that the 3 men produce after thoroughly probing all of her holes.
oh man last night was so awesome, we totally gave this pregnant chick the mexican dairy farmer last night, that milk was so tasty
Mexican Dairy Farmer by The Mexican Dairy Farmer December 29, 2010
Mexican Craigslist
The curb where you put functional yet unwanted items, such as furniture or electronics, in hopes that someone can find use for your stuff and pick it up. The net benefit is that someone can use your perfectly good items and you allay some of the white guilt you feel for buying into the materialist tendencies of society.
I bought a new 60" 3D HDTV and didn't need my old 42" one so I put it on Mexican Craigslist. It was gone about 30 minutes later.
Mexican Craigslist by Senor Muy Stupido March 23, 2011
Mexican Gas Pedal
The act of putting a female on her back, spreading and holding her legs apart in the air, and stomping on her vagina.
Mexican Gas Pedal by Funk Master Squeeze June 27, 2011
mexican shit scrapper
the art of shitting on a persons doona cover and rolling them up in it like a burito. To achieve its fulll effect the shit should be sloppy and warm like gravy. beware of pinkeye. Have a nice smile on your face dont feel pressured into anything you dont want to do unless you are already caught in the covers.
"Dude apparently moggy was really pissin laquisha off so she decided to give moggy a gool ole mexican shit scrapper heard she got pinkey"
OH HELL NO
OH HELL NO
mexican shit scrapper by MrMaternityLeave July 1, 2011