dandruff machine 

someone who rarely showers, or does not use the right products to control their ridiculous dandruff

Kate: man, that guy is so gross. doesn't he know to use Head and Shoulders?

Kim: I know, he's a total dandruff machine

dandruff machine by SteelDragon April 12, 2010

Washing Machine Face 

Wrinkled scraggly face.

Man check that wrinkled old golf bitch, she's got washing machine face.

Washing Machine Face by Luke57 September 25, 2005

sound machine 

a fuckin kick ass rock band in forney that owns all you stupid bitches!!!

kunt baller, layne, todd

sound machine by lucifer June 29, 2003

bean machine 

bean machine is a cool machine that produces fight clubs for fun

you bean go make me another fight club

bean machine by biggav88 February 18, 2005

washing machine 

a washing machine is a women, meant for cleaning

wow that bitch is such a good washing machine

washing machine by Tanner1271 December 18, 2019

Hate_Machine 

Stupid Cock Boy

You are a real Hate_Machine

Hate_Machine by Anonymous May 8, 2003

douche machine 

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

douche machine by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003