Yeet Machine

A blade, usually from a razor or pencil sharpener, used for self harming.

My bestie tried to hide her yeet machine from me but it didn't work.

by sewerslidewhore December 12, 2021

chuz machine

A machine to get you buzzed.

Anyone got their chuz machine?

by Maniditie February 04, 2018

Sad machine

The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano

"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."

by jamlew12 November 04, 2016

Blyat Machine

A russian machine to mouth off other people.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.

"That Blyat Machine sucks"

by Sleepy Hed February 26, 2021

womp machine

(N.) One whom womps more frequently than the average womper.

Man that Noah is a f**king womp machine.

by Yungspecs April 03, 2018

GRANDEE MACHINE

GRANDEE MACHINE
Beverage Packaging Machinery Manufacturer

GRANDEE MACHINE is a biger beverage packaging machinery and equipment manufacturers, located in zhangjiagang city, China.Our Main products is Water Filling Machine, Water Bottling Plant, Beer Filling Machine, Soft Drink Filling Machine, Juice Filling Machine, 5 Gallon Barrel Water Bottling Line; Water Treatment Equipment , PET Blow Molding Machine, Extrusion Blow Molding Machine, Sleeve Shrink Labeling Machine, Shrink Packing Machine ,etc;

by GRANDEE MACHINE August 14, 2019

Truth Machine

A fuck boy called T Russel

"Team point??!"
"Aww shit here comes the truth machine n his fuck ass point card"

by BigDihDaddi February 23, 2016