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log is the bae

Just the best log is the bae ever to live
by loggyboi February 10, 2018
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log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.
by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021
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Log lut

A sultry woman who is only aroused by anal intercourse.
Did know Janine is a log lut?

booty slut woman
by Blarc September 20, 2016
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Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.
Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it
by Sherbanged December 2, 2023
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Roll the log

When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.
Me and Sharon tried Roll the log
by Skanky Pigeon September 27, 2019
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lay down a log

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log
by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016
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Lincoln Logging

The act of men stacking penises on top of eachother.
Lincoln logging : Abraham Lincoln stacked dicks with me at the part last night
by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 12, 2024
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