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Lemon log

The act of sticking your penis in someone's butthole and peeing in it.
Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.
by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017
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Meat log

She blowed my meat log super hard.
by FuckBlow July 22, 2019
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Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.
“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”
by Krul November 2, 2018
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Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole
Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)
by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025
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Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.
by king kennedy January 13, 2008
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Ice-Log

The act of witch a gay man poops in a bag, leaving it’s shape intact. Next he carefully puts it in the freezer for 2-4 hours. When the Ice-Log
is ready the gay male can now use it as a cold dildo.
Woah man can i go to the freezer and borrow an “Ice-Log?”
by vinfirstup June 20, 2024
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log buddy

A significant other that has at one point humped a tree
Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am
by KittyKat26 March 6, 2017
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