Liven't

Liven't is a contraction for the words "Live" and "Not", meaning "Not living".

My uncle is liven't, so we have to plan a funeral.

Liven't by @SUPERWORDMAN@ September 11, 2018

livermittens 

Using a warm piece of raw liver to masturbate.

Klosh put a pound of liver in the microwave for 45 seconds in order to simulate the temperature of a human vagina and out came a nice pair of livermittens. Dinner was served.

livermittens by Agentlover October 2, 2006

drain my liver 

to pee, to urinate

I need to go out to drain my liver.

drain my liver by potap December 25, 2009

thick thighs Save lives 

A body positive term claiming larger thighs inclusively as worthy of admiration for aesthetic, strength, and sassy, in your face, sexiness.

Man these thick thighs save lives today, I had both my sick babies running fevers curled up on my lap.

thick thighs Save lives by SteinemG August 21, 2020

LiveJournal

- Once a popular on-line blogging/journaling site, where one could find interesting and stimulating conversation with people from all over the world. Now, everyone and their Mother's dog has a LiveJournal, and most of them only use their accounts to post ignorant-ass bullshit, surveys, meme results, quizzes, annoying rants, inside jokes, and cryptic shit only they, and the 5 people on their friend's list understand.

- A place where you can play 'electronic wargames' with people you're too chickenshit to face in person. Also known as 'Hiding behind teh interweb'. On LiveJournal, you can 'unfriend' someone, which lets them know just how much you hate them, and want them to die.

- Home of all together too much fucking drama.

- Home of all together too many fucking trolls.

troll, drama, LJ, unfriend, blog, chickenshit.

Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

WTF. Why do you even have a LiveJournal, you n00b. You suck at Teh Interweb!!!!##@@!@@ I'm unfriending you. Die plz, you troll.

LiveJournal by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004

livedaily 

Hugely popular message board, mostly for music, with seperate forums for all sorts of topics. Site of what is probably the only active Backstreet Boys forum in existence.

I <3 LiveDaily and all its drama.

livedaily by Jessica March 7, 2005

Live365 

A internet radio station composed of member-created stations in every genre of music known to man, in which regular music fans make and maintain the stations, pick the music, and run the show. In a world in which clear channel owns the airwaves and punk pop, emo, and corporate created "singers" like Ashley Simpson dominate, it is one of the primer sources for people who are actually fans of music as opposed to fans of pop culture, and who also like discovering new bands and new kinds of music, or at least bands and music that are new to them.

I discovered a really talented band the other day on live365.

Live365 by Vpunk October 30, 2009