Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.
Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy
Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy
by jmat9001 April 11, 2016

by The Definition Pro 😎 September 18, 2023

When a man places his hand down his pants to fondle his own genitals, then aggressively rubs the fingers of that hand on another mans mustache while asking, “do you like pussy or dick?”
Yeah I heard ol’ Don gave Dustin a Sour Lemon… it sounds like he’ll have to pay good money to get out of that mess.
by thelawd September 28, 2021

by Xeuskei November 12, 2023

Basically Urine Soup. Almost no one knows what it is however, so it's the perfect modern day hot lemonade prank.
Generic Man A: Hey, I just stirred up some Lemon Curry! Would you like some?
Generic Man B: Lemon Curry?
Generic Man B: Lemon Curry?
by SkinnyFat July 22, 2016
